Max Cuyler @kiki active 9 years, 3 months ago

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)