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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. (Ian L. Fleming)

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. (Saint Augustine)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. (Albert Giacometti (sculptor))

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. (Emile Zola)

If you are going through hell, keep going. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)